Saturday, October 26, 2013

Back from Europe!

Back from the trip of a lifetime! What made it better was it was completely LOSER paid for..as it should have been! Was a 14 days trip that took us to Milan, Venice, Florence, Rome, Amsterdam, Bruges, Brussels and Prague. Of course major shopping was done in all cities and came home with a suitcase way heavier then when I left. Taking a trip like this or any trip is always fun but it's soo much better when you can tell people how you were able to do it. Many were very intrigued with my occupation he he he. I got to meet up with 2 of my losers while I was on the trip. The first, my flip flop wimp met me on my layover in Charlotte. It's awesome cause we have our meeting place now right next to the ATM machine and he sits there with his eyes at the ground waiting for me to arrive. Of course no eye contact is ever allowed at all. He handed me his wallet as soon as I got there and I reached inside and took it ALL! More shopping $$ for me he he he Then while in Rome I was spoiled nicely by my Virgin Cocklete piggy who took the train from Sweden to meet us there. He acted as our tour guide and paide for some very nice authentic 5 course Italian meals. I don't think I will be able to eat at the olive garden ever again lol Got a pic with him which i will upload later. Now it's time to get back to reality and find more piggies/losers to use because a lady can never have too many!

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Guess Who i'm Draining Right Now?

Yep my Number One Loser and it's just like it was a few years back when I took it all! I'm taking it all once again and it's sooo much fun! I'm so very very proud of him!

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Taking From A Flop Wimp

I just had a really fantastic trip to Detroit to visit and party with the friends I have made on the Kid Rock Cruise I go on every year. Of course it was Loser paid for and my Flip Flop Wimp made a nice deposit into my bank for it before I left. I've owned him now for almost 8 years and he has really come around and realizes what he truely is! He is even buying back the pair of flops he bought for me for an OBSCENE amount of $$$! he he he So after a horrible day of flying and delays I finally got to the Charlotte airport and my Flop Wimp was lucky enough to get a chance to see me in person. As I came up the escalator there he was sitting by himself in the perfect spot...by the ATM. Here is a video we made of our little interaction. I will be doing this again in September on my way to Europe. FYI it's not the best quality cause it was filmed on phone. Click HERE to watch

Monday, July 22, 2013

Stupid calls Again

I have this one caller on NF who I have named "Stupid" because he is. He calls my ignore line and then pays me to listen to whatever i'm doing at the time...watching TV, playing a game, talking on the cell phone or whatever. He also likes to entertain me by oinking and crawling around on his hands and knees and other things. Today he called earlier and then called again because I had sent him a couple pics and he realized that he needed to turn around and go back home and call me one more time and beg me to take more of his $$$$. He really is a moron but he's MY Stupid he he he

Scottish Loser Returns

I'm soo happy to have my Scottish Loser back! I have missed him but he was not able to serve for awhile but as soon as he was working again he came right back to Mistress like a good loser. Bought quite a few items off my wishlist and has even made a cruise payment for me. I can't wait for the 25th of this month when he gets paid and will put more down on my cruise. Welcome back my Scottish Loser!

Will IT or Won't IT??

My Italian idiot poked IT's head out a few days ago which is a good sign he misses his Divine. The question is will he be the envy of all my losers and be smart and meet Mistress and Liza in Rome where he lives? Will he pay for our lunch and perhaps go to the ATM and let us take some $$$$??? How many of you think he's missing a great opportunity if he doesn't? If he doesn't he certainly should send some $$ for the trip right?

Close Call

My Flop Wimp contacted me last night very upset because his boss had told him he had to go to a meeting on the day we plan to meet at the airport in a couple weeks. The plan was to meet go to the ATM and me take his max amount and then to open his wallet and take what was in there. We were both VERY excited about this...so thank goodness I have a layover on the way back home and will meet him then. He will make sure the money I was going to take beforehand is in my account and more than likely on the way back when I see him I will be taking his next deposit for my Italy trip. I am also planning on having a layover on way to NYC so I can take more right before I leave the country. I LOVE what I have turned him into he he he