FART BOY

I HAD A FIRST TONIGHT...A FART BOY! YEP A PATHETIC ENTERTAINING LOSER WHO IS PAYING ME $5.00 FOR EVERY FART I DO WEEKLY. NOT ONLY THAT HE BECAME A BILL PAYING LOSER TOO. HE SET UP RECURRING BILLING ON MY CABLE BILL AND PAID ON MY LIGHT BILL TOO. I'M GOING TO BE SETTING HIM UP ON CONTRACT THIS WEEK ALSO! IT'S GOING TO BE FUN TO OWN HIS FART LOVING ASS!