SCOTTISH IDIOT

I JUST HAD THE NICEST SURPRISE TODAY! I GOT AN EMAIL FROM MY SCOTTISH LOSER SAYING HE HAD PURCHASED SEVERAL ITEMS OFF MY AMAZON LIST INCLUDING A HOT CORSET AND THEN HE ALSO SENT ME SOME CASH! HE DOESN'T COME AROUND OFTEN BUT WHEN HE DOES IT'S ALWAYS FUN TO USE HIM TO THE FULLEST EXTENT. DON'T STAY AWAY SO LONG MY SCOTTISH LOSER!