What A Wimp

Flip Flop Wimp just took care of my cruise downpayment $$ like the pathetic flop loving loser he is!  Our relationship has changed so much over the years and I still can't believe it all started with a video that just happened to have my flip flops in it...they weren't even remotely the focus of the video, but this loser was hooked!  We have gone from talking on the phone and texting about everything to it now only being all about ME and the $$!  He's very happy with it and so am I!  A true example of what a good slave is about!