5 year anniversary

Wow it's hard to believe I have owned my Amazon bitch for 5 years. He's so pathetic he always reminds me about the month and then insists that I put something extra special on my wish list for him to buy. This year it was a beautiful gemstone necklace and a sapphire ring. As much as he irritates me when he disappears sometimes he is a good loser bitch for me and I know he will continue being so.