GONNA BE PAID QUICK

NOW MY SCOTTISH LOSER JUST PUT $100 DOWN ALL ON HIS OWN BY GOING STRAIGHT TO THE CRUISE SITE AND USING HIS CARD! GOOOOD BOY! WOW AT THIS RATE OUR CRUISE IS GONNA BE PAID QUICK! WHO'S NEXT TO PAY?

TWITTER

DON 'T FORGET TO FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER! A GREAT WAY TO KEEP UP WITH WHAT I'M UP TO!

COMPUTER PROBLEM

MY COMPUTER ISN'T WORKING AND IT'S GONNA TAKE $$$ TO FIX. YOU BETTER OPEN UP AND HELP ME GET IT FIXED ASAP! drainyourwallet.com

FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER

I'VE JOINED TWITTER AND I KNOW YOU ALL WANT TO FOLLOW ME ON IT! WHAT BETTER WAY TO FIND OUT WHAT YOUR OWNER IS DOING ALL THE TIME! SIGN UP NOW LOSERS! http://twitter.com/mistress2adore